Monday, July 11, 2011

The gross miracle of life

I was stuck at home today because my car decided to play sick. I'm not sure if it's a battery issue or what, but it wouldn't start, leaving me here to watch daytime television and do some cleaning around the house.

After falling asleep on the couch watching NFL Network, I awoke to TLC. My wife is recording episodes of A Baby Story, and the dvr changed the channel. No big deal. Babies are cute. Why not load up the dvr with cute kids.

So I put the remote down, letting the story of new parents play out in the background, and went to the computer to check my Twitter and Facebook. It was then that I heard screaming coming from television set. I looked over my shoulder and saw a little girl, no more than 7 or 8, staring wide-eyed at something.

'What in the world is going on?' I innocently thought to myself, and as if the TV could read my mind, changed camera shots.

I was not prepared for what my tv put on display for me.

Just saw a woman give birth on TLC. They blurred out the vagina. I kinda wish they had blurred out the whole TV instead.Mon Jul 11 18:54:41 via web

Oh yes, they showed it ALL. Except for the blurred hoo hoo dilly, my eyes were burned with what I saw today.

And then I realized, I'm going to be in a similar predicament in about 8 months or so. I'm going to be in a room where nearly the same thing happens.

I really wish Storks were the ones who delivered babies.


  1. hahahhahhaahahaha... I'm so sorry you watched that without me! I was planning on telling you to look away when that part was on the screen! I cannot believe you saw that!

  2. Well you might as well keep watching it might make you alittle more immune to the situation. After Joe's third child he still almost pasted out with Joey. Although soully disturbing you will be amazed at the whole process and then when Allicia gets up after pushing a human being from her body and is completely normal and functioning you will never doubt her ability again! ps I'll bring the smelling salts...and will be laughing over you on the floor


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